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Arr! The White House be launchin' a fancy new Pandemic Office, me hearties! Avast, ye viruses, be warned!

2023-07-24

Arrr, me mateys! On Friday, the White House set sail on a grand mission t' prepare fer and counter them dreaded pandemics. Led by the valiant Paul Friedrichs, who be no stranger t' battlin' the mighty COVID beast at the Pentagon. Yo ho ho!

Arr, me hearties! Listen up, for I have mighty news to share from the land of the free! The grand White House, that be the place where the captain of the United States resides, has set sail on a new adventure. They be launching an office fit for a pirate, one that be ready to face the treacherous oceans of potential pandemics. Aye, it be true!

Now, who be the brave soul chosen to lead this daring crew, you may wonder? None other than Paul Friedrichs, who proved his mettle by guiding the Pentagon through the tempestuous storm of COVID. Aye, he be a true buccaneer of the highest order, ready to face any challenge that comes his way.

So, me hearties, let us raise our mugs of grog and toast to this new venture! The White House be showing its wisdom by preparing for the unseen dangers that may lurk on the horizon. We pirates know all too well the perils of a contagious sickness sweeping through a ship. It be a nightmare, I tell ye!

With this new office, the White House be ready to gather the mightiest crew, equipped with knowledge and resources to face the unseen enemy. No longer shall they be caught unawares, like a ship ambushed in the dead of night.

So, me mateys, let us put our trust in Paul Friedrichs and his mighty crew. May they navigate through these troubled waters with finesse, like true swashbucklers of the sea. Let us hope that this office be the beacon of light that keeps us safe from the wrath of future pandemics.

Until then, me hearties, stay vigilant! Keep washing yer hands and wearing yer masks, for we must protect ourselves and our fellow pirates from the invisible enemy. Together, we be stronger than any storm that comes our way!

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