The Booty Report

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“Arrr! That HPV elixir be savin’ yer skin from the sun’s wrath, matey! No more scurvy spots!”

2025-03-13

Arrr, me hearties! It be said that a swig o' that HPV potion might lighten the load o' those pesky actinic keratosis scallywags in hearty souls with many a lesion. Aye, even a pirate knows when to seek the doctor! <i>Medscape News UK</i> be spillin' the beans!

Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I be bringin' ye news hotter than a cannonball in a sun-soaked port! Aye, it seems the ol' standard HPV vaccination be doin' more than just protectin' our fair lasses and lads from the foul clutches of that treacherous virus! Nay, it also be shiverin' the timbers of actinic keratosis, that pesky skin trouble what be plaguin' those with a bounty of lesions.

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