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Arrr! After birthing, some lasses find care be as scarce as a treasure map in Davy Jones' locker!

2025-03-04

Ahoy, mateys! It be a sad tale of lasses with high sea pressure who be forgettin' their checkups after childbirth, like treasure lost to the briny deep! Care be as scarce as a pirate’s honest day’s work, says the scallywags at Medscape News UK! Arrr!

Arrr! After birthing, some lasses find care be as scarce as a treasure map in Davy Jones' locker!

Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round, for I bring ye tidings from the land of Medscape News UK! It seems that the fair lasses who be sufferin' from those treacherous hypertensive disorders be neglectin' their postpartum checkups like a scallywag forgettin’ to swab the deck!

As time sails on, these brave wenches be slippin' through the cracks of care, like a ship in a stormy sea! Yarrr, 'tis a right shame, for the seas be filled with disparities in their care, and we mustn't let them be cast adrift! Aye, the prevalence of those checkups be droppin' faster than a cannonball at Davy Jones' locker!

Now, ye might be wonderin', why such a fuss over these missed appointments? Well, when the stormy seas of hypertension be brewin’, it be more important than ever for the lasses to have their eyes on the horizon and their health in check! So, let’s hoist the sails and rally fer better care, lest we be sendin' our crew of mothers into the tempest without a compass!

So, me hearties, let us raise our tankards and shout, “More checkups for our lasses!” For a healthy crew makes fer fair sailin’ and a jolly good time on the high seas of motherhood!

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