The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! USAID be cuttin’ treasure, makin’ it harder to swab the decks o’ TB in Ukraine!

2025-03-21

Arrr, matey! The wise old sea dogs be worryin’ that if we be slackin’ on the treatment, them pesky bacteria’ll be spinnin’ new yarns and turnin’ into fearsome beasts we can’t tame! Blimey, let’s not let the scallywags win!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be havin’ a tale of woe from the landlubber scientists! It seems these scallywags be frettin’ over a foul menace—bacteria, aye! They be mutatin’ faster than a ship in a squall, and if we don’t keep a steady hand at the helm o’ treatment, they’ll be transformin’ int’ new, untreatable beasts. Blimey!

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