The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr, matey! Beware! A 35-year-old with the sugar curse be dancin' with Davy Jones, aye!"

2024-09-03

Ahoy matey! If ye be a scallywag aged 30 to 40 with the sugar curse known as type 1 diabetes, ye be 20 times more likely to dance with Davy Jones than landlubbers! Arrr, watch yer booty and keep yer sugar in check! <br> *Medscape Medical News*

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ear, for I be havin’ a tale o' health and peril fer ye, straight from the ship o’ Medscape Medical News! It be said that if ye be a scallywag aged between 30 and 40, and ye’ve got the cursed type 1 diabetes, ye be takin’ on a risk o' 20-fold higher than the rest o’ the landlubbers! Aye, that be a mighty steep climb on the perilous path to Davy Jones’ locker!

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