The Booty Report

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Ye scurvy dogs be warned, pill for yer lass may cause the dreaded pox on her fair visage! Arrr!

2024-03-20

Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that 28.5% of the young scallywags saw their faces marred by the dreaded acne from the contraceptive cursed by the progestin. And 17% of 'em found themselves plagued by this new concern. Aye, 'tis a cruel fate indeed! A pox on that cursed contraceptive!

Arrr mateys, listen up ye scallywags! According to a recent study, nearly 30% of young lads and lasses be findin' their faces covered in acne after usin' a progestin-only long-actin' reversible contraceptive. That be a right pain in the aft deck, if ye ask me!
And as if that weren't enough, 17% of the poor souls be dealin' with acne for the first time ever! Can ye imagine the horror of that, me hearties? It be like a curse from Davy Jones himself!
So beware, me mateys, if ye be considerin' such a contraceptive. Ye may find yerself battlin' acne like a scallywag fightin' off a kraken. Keep a weather eye on yer skin, and be prepared for the worst!

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