Arrr, the Senate be givin' a hearty aye to Makary and Bhattacharya as the cap'n o' the FDA and NIH!
2025-03-26
Arrr! Trump’s chosen scallywags for health command be jabberin’ about the very ships they’ll steer, takin’ a jab at the federal crew’s blunders o' the COVID storm! A right ruckus, it be! Avast, let the hullabaloo commence! Aye, 'tis a merry band o' misfits!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with a tale of a captain named Trump, who set sail upon the treacherous seas of health! Aye, he be handpickin' a motley crew for the grand ships of medicine, yet these scallywags be tossin' daggers at the very vessels they’re meant to command!In a curious twist o' fate, these hearty souls, with titles like Surgeon General and Chief of Health, be sharin’ their honest opinions ‘bout the very crews they aim to lead. They’ve been spoutin’ forth criticisms like cannon fire against the federal response to the tempestuous COVID storm that raged across the seas. Arrr, it be a sight to see—captains bickerin’ on the deck whilst the ship be takin’ on water!
As the winds of change blow through the riggin’, one can’t help but chuckle at the absurdity of it all. ‘Tis a fine mess they’ve made, and one can only wonder if they’ll patch the holes or just keep throwin’ more treasure overboard! So hoist yer flags high, me mateys, and prepare for a rollickin’ ride as these health buccaneers navigate the turbulent waves of health care with a hearty laugh and a wink! Arrr!