Arrr! The FDA be givin’ the green light to Tenecteplase fer stroke troubles, savvy? Avast, me hearties!
2025-03-04
Arrr matey! Tenecteplase be a swift potion, shot through the veins in but five blinks of an eye, far quicker than the slowpoke alteplase, which takes a whole hour to spill! Avast, a merry way to mend the heart, ye landlubbers!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of wondrous potion known as Tenecteplase, a mighty fine elixir fer them in peril of a stroke! In mere 5 ticks o' the clock, this magic brew be delivered straight into the veins, quicker than a scallywag can draw his cutlass!Now, ye may be wonderin', what sets this treasure apart from the old sea dog, Alteplase? Why, it be as simple as a parrot’s squawk! While Alteplase takes a whole hour to drip-drip-drip, Tenecteplase be in and out like a phantom ship on a foggy morn! A single mighty bolus, and ye be on yer way, savin' precious time fer those in need of a swift rescue!