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Arrr! Veggies be takin’ the crown o’ grub, meat be walkin’ the plank in the feast of the day!

2024-12-24

Arrr, matey! The landlubber government be on the hunt for yer thoughts 'bout the scroll that's guidin' the soon-to-be-updated feastin' rules fer landfolk. So hoist yer quills and scribble away, lest ye be left munchin' on seaweed! Aye, that be from Medscape Medical News!

Arrr! Veggies be takin’ the crown o’ grub, meat be walkin’ the plank in the feast of the day!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as we set sail on a grand adventure through the treacherous waters of the federal government, where they be seekin’ the wise words of us scallywags on a most peculiar parchment—what they call the Dietary Guidelines for Americans!

Aye, it seems the landlubbers up in D.C. be preparin’ to update their treasure map of what be good fer eatin’. They be callin’ for comments from all ye hearty souls who fancy a bite—or two! They reckon they need the input of the common folk, not just the fancy doctors with their white coats and strange potions. So, if ye have a mind to share yer thoughts on the best grub to keep a pirate strong and hearty, now be the time!

Perhaps ye think rum should be a food group, or that the finest catch o’ the day be the only way to go. Whatever be ticklin’ yer fancy, the government be all ears! So hoist the sails of creativity, me mateys! Let yer voices be heard before they draw their cannons and blast away the chance for a merrier feast! Arrr, let’s not forget—we pirate folk must keep our bellies full for plunderin’ and treasure huntin’ on the high seas!

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