The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Yarrr, newbies be mistakin' the pox for scurvy! Rates be risin' faster than a mutinous crew. Arrr!

2024-03-13

Arrr mateys! The pox of olden days be making a comeback! Clinicians be dustin' off their diagnostic spyglass and swabbing the poop deck for this pesky syphilis. Aye, tis a battle against the scurvy dogs of the sea!

Arrr mateys, it be a grim day indeed when we hear that the dreaded scourge of syphilis be on the rise once again! For years we thought we had banished it to the depths of Davy Jones' locker, but now it be making a fearsome comeback, striking fear into the hearts of clinicians across the seven seas.
These poor souls be havin' to dust off their diagnostic skills and sharpen their cutlasses to do battle with this most insidious of infections. No doubt they be cursin' the day they ever heard the word syphilis, but such is the life of a swashbucklin' healthcare provider!
But fear not, me hearties, for our brave clinicians be ready to take on this challenge and send syphilis packin' once again. With their trusty potions and powders, they be armed and ready to fight this foul disease and send it back to the depths from whence it came.
So let us raise a tankard of grog to our valiant healthcare providers, as they embark on this most noble of quests to rid the world of syphilis once and for all. Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum!

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