"Arrr! The scallywags be sinkin' the ship on them AMD trials, claimin’ it be a cursed treasure!"
2025-04-03
Arrr, matey! A potion meant to spice up the eye elixirs for old sea dogs' peepers flopped like a fish outta water in two grand adventures! The captain of the crew be throwin’ in the towel, callin’ it quits! Avast, no treasure here! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn of woe from the high seas of medicine! A crafty crew of scallywags set sail with an elixir, an add-on agent meant to boost the potency of potions for that pesky foe, age-related macular degeneration. Aye, they thought they’d struck gold, but alas, their ship ran aground!In two grand trials, the likes of which would make even Davy Jones weep, their hopes sank like a stone in the deep blue. Neither trial showed a glimmer of promise, no treasure to be found in these uncharted waters! The sponsor, like a captain sensing a mutiny, decided to halt both voyages, casting aside the dreams of seeing clearly into the sunset.
So here we be, left to ponder the folly of those who dared to tinker with the eyes of the aged. Aye, mayhap the good folks be better off polishing their spyglasses instead of chasing this elusive mirage! Let this tale serve as a warning to all ye brave adventurers in the world of potion-making: not every venture leads to fortune, and sometimes, it be best to sail a different course! Arrr!