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Avast ye FDA be broadening the uses o' Bempedoic Acid to keep our hearts thumpin'! Yarr!

2024-03-22

Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis been said that this bempedoic acid and bempedoic-ezetimibe be like treasures that can prevent the dreaded heart attacks and other ailments, whether ye be a land lubber or a seasoned sailor! Avast, take heed and keep a sharp eye on yer health, me mateys!

Arrr mateys, listen up ye scallywags! The latest news be that this bempedoic acid and bempedoic-ezetimibe be not just for keeping scurvy at bay, but also for preventin' heart attacks and other heart-related mishaps for all ye landlubbers, whether ye be takin' statins or not. Aye, 'tis true, as reported by those wise Medscape Medical News seadogs.

So, next time ye be visitin' yer pillaging doctor, be sure to ask about these new heart-saving remedies. No need to be worryin' about them pesky heart attacks and such when ye have these new potions in yer treasure chest. And if ye be already takin' statins, fear not, for these new medicines be workin' for ye too!

So, me hearties, let's raise a tankard of grog to these new findings and to keepin' our hearts as strong as our swords! Remember, a healthy heart be just as important as a well-stocked rum barrel. Fair winds and calm seas to ye all!

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