Arrr! 'Tis a plunderin' tale, me hearties! COVID Aid be fillin' the coffers o' hospitals, makin' 'em richer than e'er before, says them researchers!
2023-07-19
Arr matey, according to a study in JAMA Health Forum, some hospitals be swashbuckling enough to weather the financial squalls of the cursed pandemic without any help from the government. Shiver me timbers!
Now, ye may be wonderin' how these hospitals managed to sail through such treacherous waters unscathed. Well, mateys, it appears that these cunning medical establishments had other means to keep their coffers full. They were adept at charting their financial course, navigatin' through the perilous waves that threatened to capsize their ship.
While many hospitals were left stranded on the shores, beggin' for a handout from the government, these resilient few stood tall and proud, holdin' their own. It be like seein' a pirate escapin' the hangman's noose by a hair's breadth, dancin' on the edge of danger but always stayin' one step ahead.
Now, don't ye mistake me words, me hearties. It be no easy feat to survive such a storm. These hospitals had to cut their sails and tighten their belts, makin' tough choices to weather the financial squall. They scoured their budgets, trimmin' the fat and makin' every doubloon count.
So, me lads and lasses, let this be a lesson to ye. Even in the direst of times, there be those who can weather the storm without relyin' on the government's handouts. Aye, it be a testament to the indomitable spirit of these hospitals, showin' us that when the goin' gets tough, the tough get goin'.
But fear not, me hearties, for this be not the end of the tale. There be still more challenges ahead, and we must continue to support our brave hospitals on their quest for financial stability. And remember, should ye find yerself in need of medical care, choose wisely and seek out those hospitals that have proved themselves worthy of sailin' through the storm.