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Arrr, can the Glasgow Coma Scale be the crystal ball for brain injuries, matey? Aye, let’s hoist the sails o’ science!

2024-08-16

Arrr, matey! A Glasgow Coma score o' 3 be a poor tell for spottin' a noggin' injury 'fore ye hit the ship's doctor! It be as useful as a rusty cutlass in a scallywag's duel! Savvy?

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a tale of woeful wits and noggins! It be said that a Glasgow Coma Scale score of a mere 3 be as useful as a ship without sails when it comes to settlin’ the matter of traumatic brain injuries before ye dock at the doctor’s quarters!

Yarrr! Ye see, this score be low, like a scallywag’s belly after a week without grub. It don’t give ye much clue if a matey’s head be as bruised as a ripe plum or if he be just sufferin’ from a bit of a headache after a rowdy night o’ rum! The landlubbers in the medical world be puttin’ their faith in this score, but I tell ye, it be as slippery as an eel in a barrel of grease!

So next time ye find yerself in a scuffle and yer noggin gets knocked about, remember, mateys, a score of 3 don’t guarantee ye be in dire straits! It might just mean ye need a good grog and a hearty laugh, or perhaps a swift kick in the rear! Aye, may the winds be ever in yer favor, and may yer brains stay intact, for a pirate’s life be too precious to waste on a foggy noggin!

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