The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Avast ye! The CMS be proposin' more plunder fer carotid stentin'! Arr, a treasure worth explorin'!

2023-07-12

Arrr, the much-anticipated initiative be changin'! No longer be restrictin' treatment to those high-surgical-risk scalawags, but bringin' it in line with current trial evidence. Fair winds to ye, me hearties!

Arr, me hearties, gather round and listen up! The news be in, straight from the scurvy dogs at Medscape Medical News. They be tellin' us that a grand proposal be comin' our way, and it be changin' the way we pirates receive medical treatment. Aye, ye heard it right!

This here proposal be takin' away the limits on who be gettin' medical coverage. No longer be it just the high-surgical-risk patients, but all of us buccaneers be gettin' a fair chance at bein' treated. No more walkin' the plank for us, me hearties! We be havin' the same rights as any landlubber.

And that ain't all, me lads and lasses! The proposal be makin' sure that the reimbursement criteria be based on contemporary trial evidence. No more guesswork or old-fashioned methods, we be gettin' the latest and greatest treatments available. It be like findin' a hidden treasure, it be!

But let's not forget the best part, me mateys. The news be tellin' us that this proposal be bringin' the reimbursement criteria in line with the evidence. So, we won't be payin' out our hard-earned doubloons for treatments that be as useful as a wooden leg on a fish. It be a win-win, my hearties!

So, me fellow pirates, let's raise our tankards and cheer for this here proposal. Finally, we be gettin' the treatment we deserve, no matter the risk. It be a step in the right direction, me hearties. Arr!

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