“Arrr! Timing o' the heart's fixin' be no matter fer ye life, matey! Just keep yer rum handy!”
2024-12-26
Arrr, matey! We perused 6000 heart tinkerin's and found that the tickin’ of the clock be matterin' little to the grim reaper, except in a few scallywags foolin’ with their coronary bypass. Aye, such be the tale from the Medscape seas!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the heart’s treacherous waters! A grand study—yea, a seafaring analysis of 6,000 cardiac reoperations—has set sail and returned with tidings most curious! It seems that the timing o’ surgeries be like the tides of the sea; it don’t be makin’ much difference to the peril o’ operatin’ mortality, 'cept maybe in a few scallywags with coronary artery bypass. Arrr, what a revelation!