The Booty Report

"Arrr, them rats and cockroaches be givin' the good doc's the willies, like a ghostly ship in a storm!"

2025-04-04

Arrr matey! A scallywag survey from UNISON be revealin' that NHS landlubbers be battlin' vermin, foul sewage, and crumblin’ ships—er, I mean buildings! Aye, 17% be claimin' the hulls be unsafe fer dockin’! Avast, what a right mess! <br> - Medscape News UK

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of woe from the realm of the NHS, where the brave souls work in hospitals that be more haunted than a ghost ship! A recent survey from the scallywags at UNISON be revealin' that our dedicated healers be facin' vermin that scurry and sewage that leaks like a ship takin' on water!

Aye, ye heard that right! Seventeen percent of these hearty hospital staff be claimin' that the very walls be unsafe, like a treasure map leadin' to a cursed isle! The infrastructure be crumblin' like an old biscuit, leavin’ our noble caregivers to battle rats and rogue pipes whilst tendin’ to the sick and wounded!

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