The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arr, ye scallywags! The SGLT2-inhibitors be of no use to ye lads and lasses sufferin' from the foul COVID-19 while in yer sickbeds!

2023-09-13

Avast ye scallywags! This here meta-analysis be tellin' us that them fancy medications be safe for even the most bedridden landlubbers! So fear not, me hearties, for ye can still be takin' yer meds without worryin' 'bout sinkin' to Davy Jones' locker!

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up, ye scurvy dogs! A new study has come out, and it be bringin' good news for all ye landlubbers who be takin' medications while in the grip o' illness. A bunch of fancy scientists have done a meta-analysis, which means they looked at a whole load o' studies, to see if these medicines be safe for us bilge rats even when we be stuck in the dungeon o' a hospital.

Now, ye might be thinkin', "Aye, these meds be safe on the high seas, but what about when I be layin' in me sickbed, gaspin' for breath like a fish outta water?" Well, fear not, me hearties! According to these swashbucklin' researchers, these trusty medications be just as safe in the hospital as they be in the comfort o' yer own ship.

Imagine that, me mateys! Ye can be restin' in a hospital bed, surrounded by a swarm of scurvy doctors and nurses, and still be poppin' pills without worryin' about Davy Jones' locker. This new meta-analysis says so, so it must be true!

Now, don't be gettin' too excited, me hearties. This study be focused on acutely ill patients, so if ye be thinkin' ye can just go pill-poppin' like a parrot on a perch without no worries, ye be mistaken. But for ye who be in the clutches o' illness and needin' a bit o' medication to get ye through, this be good news indeed.

So next time ye be visitin' the doctor or findin' yerself stuck in the hospital, don't fret about takin' yer trusty meds. This study says they be safe for all ye landlubbers, even when ye be in the grips o' illness. Now, go on and pillage yer way to good health, me hearties!

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