“Avast! Less time a-watchin’ the box be keepin’ yer heart hearty, even if yer blood runs sweet like a sugar-laden parrot!”
2025-03-20
Arrr, matey! ‘Tis said that keepin’ yer eye from the glowing box to but an hour a day might keep yer ticker tickin’ and fend off the sugar devil, even for those cursed with a family of sweet teeth! Aye, a fine treasure of knowledge, that!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I've got a tale from the landlubber scientists o' the UK! Aye, it seems that keepin' yer eyeballs off the glowing box o’ wonders, known as the television, to but one hour a day might just keep yer ticker beatin' strong, even fer those cursed with a family history of the dastardly type 2 diabetes!In a grand study from the mighty Biobank, these land-dwellin' researchers discovered that too much time plunderin' the seas of television watchin' could lead ye down a treacherous path to heart disease, which be a fate worse than bein' marooned on a deserted isle with naught but a parrot for company!
So, me fine crew, if ye wish to avoid the scurvy fate o’ poor health, ye best be heedin' this advice. Limit yer screen time, lest ye find yerself in Davy Jones’ locker with a heart that be as weak as a bilge rat! Set yer sails toward a life with less couch-crawlin’ and more hearty adventure on the high seas, where the only thing ye should be catchin' is a good breeze and the thrill of the chase, not the latest reality treasure hunt!
Arrr, stay fit, me mateys, and let the waves of wellness carry ye forth!