Yarrr, some scallywags be losin' a few brain jewels after the COVID plunder, aye! Smart be walkin' the plank!
2024-02-28
Arrr! Ye scurvy dogs be listenin' well! The pox known as COVID-19 be makin' ye dumber by 9 measly points o' IQ! Yarrr, beware the foggy memory, lack o' reasonin', and poor executive function that be plaguin' ye brain! Aye, 'tis a treacherous voyage we be on!
Arr matey, listen up ye scurvy dogs! The latest findings be showin' that this wretched COVID-19 be causin' more trouble than we thought. In severe cases, it be makin' yer brain work like a rusty ol' compass, with a 9-point drop in IQ! Aye, that be like tryin' to navigate the high seas without a map or a compass.These scallywags be sufferin' from memory loss, lack of reasonin', and struggles with executin' tasks. It be like tryin' to remember where ye buried yer treasure, but the memory be as foggy as a misty mornin' at sea. Reasonin' be as elusive as a ghost ship in the night, and executin' tasks be as difficult as walkin' the plank.
So me hearties, take heed and protect yerselves from this foul disease! Wear yer masks, wash yer hands, and keep a safe distance from other landlubbers. We need all hands on deck to fight this invisible enemy, lest we all be left wanderin' lost at sea, with nary a clue which way be north. Arrrr!