The Booty Report

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"Arrr, matey! Osimertinib keeps givin' the ol' sea dogs a leg up in the battle ‘gainst lung beasties!"

2025-03-31

Arrr matey! In the latest scallywag showdown o’ the LAURA trial, the treasure of osimertinib be givin’ 58.8 moons o’ life, while the placebo be a mere 54! Aye, this news be breakin’ like a ship in a storm, straight from the ELCC 2025! Avast!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the high seas of medicine, where the brave sailors of science be settin' sail with the mighty osimertinib, a potion brewed for those battlin' the scourge known as cancer. In a grand adventure known as the LAURA trial, the brave souls did compare this wondrous treasure to the dreaded placebo, a mere mirage in the vast ocean of treatments.

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