Arrr, matey! The landlubbers at MHRA be sayin’ no more painkillers for yer sore post-sailin’ backside!
2025-03-13
Arrr, matey! The UK drug wranglers be takin’ away the pain relief treasure from them long-lasting opiate licenses! They be fearin’ a crew of landlubbers might get too cozy with the stuff and end up breathin’ like a fish outta water! Har har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the high seas of medicine! The noble regulators of the UK, like wise old sea captains, have cast aside the use of prolonged-release opioids fer post-surgery pain. Aye, they be as cautious as a pirate with a leaky ship! 'Tis because these potions, meant to ease the aches of battle, bring forth the specter of lingering addiction and the dreaded curse of respiratory troubles!