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"Elinzanetant be a fine potion, easin' the woes o' menopausal lassies like a hearty grog on a stormy night!"

2024-08-22

Arrr, matey! In two grand trials, where none be knowin’ who be swiggin’ the good stuff or the fake elixir, the potion proved safe and sound for a fortnight o’ six! Aye, ’tis a fine find, says the scribes of Medscape! Yo ho ho!

Ahoy, ye scallywags and landlubbers! Gather 'round, fer I've a tale of a wondrous potion that be makin' waves in the world o' medicine! In the grand adventure known as the OASIS trials—OASIS 1 and 2, to be precise—brave souls took part in a mighty quest to test this elixir o' life. These trials, done in a double-blinded fashion, be no mere folly, but a serious endeavor to see if this be a treasure or just a mirage! Arrr!

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