"Arrr, the trial o' them fancy ctDNA brews for breast cancer be goin' down like a ship with a hole!"
2024-12-18
Arrr, me hearties! The trial be sunk like a ship with too many barnacles—those broad enrollment rules threw us overboard! We aimed to see if ctDNA could sniff out scallywags at risk o' returning, but alas, the plan be as useless as a leaky hull!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather ‘round and lend yer ears to this tale of a scientific voyage gone awry. It seems the good ship “Trial” set sail with broad enrollment criteria, only to find itself scuttled in the treacherous waters of confusion! Aye, the aim was to use the mystical powers of ctDNA to spot those scallywags at risk of recurrence, but alas, the crew be tangled in a web of mischief.