"Alas, mateys! More landlubbers be a’groanin’ from chronic aches than ever! Aye, what a cursed lot!"
2024-12-19
Arrr, matey! The scourge of life-limiting aches be takin' the high seas o' health, showin' we landlubbers be fallin' apart! Blimey, even the sea shanties can’t drown out the groans! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans, savvy?
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I’ve a tale of woe 'bout the state of us scallywags! It seems the rise o' life-limiting pain conditions be as rampant as a ship full o' rum at a tavern! Aye, this be no mere happenstance, but a signal that our health be takin’ a nosedive faster than a cannonball through the hull!