The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! Anastrozole be makin' wee scallywags taller, even if they be fightin' CAH! Aye, a merry sight indeed!"

2024-11-22

Ahoy, matey! In young scallywags cursed with the strange ailment o' adrenal mischief, the magical elixir called anastrozole be raisin' the future heights o' lasses by 13 cm and lads by a grand 17 cm over six long voyages. Avast! What tall tales we tell!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of wee scallywags with a curious condition known as congenital adrenal hyperplasia! Aye, these young buccaneers be sportin' a twisty ailment that messes with their growth charts, but fear not, fer a fine potion called anastrozole be here to save the day!

In a grand adventure o'er six long years, this magical elixir worked wonders fer the lassies, boostin’ their predicted adult height by a whopping 13 centimeters! Aye, that's like addin' a whole extra parrot to their shoulder. And fer the lads, the potion proved even mightier, givin' 'em an impressive 17 centimeters of extra height! Why, they be taller than the crow's nest of a galleon!

So, picture it, ye salty sea dogs: young lasses and lads, standin' tall and proud, ready to plunder treasure and sail the seven seas! All thanks to a sprinkle o' science and a dash o' anastrozole. Medscape Medical News be shoutin' it from the ship's mast, and we be raisin’ our tankards to the power of modern sorcery! Let the heights be raised, and the laughs be hearty, for this be a jolly good tale of growth and glory on the high seas of medicine!

Read the Original Article