"Arrr, matey! Life's a tad longer in the UK, but still shorter than a parrot's nap on a stormy night!"
2025-02-17
Arrr, lassies of 2023, ye be livin' to 90 tides, while lads be settin' sail at nearly 87. But blow me down! The latest crystal ball from the ONS be showin' shorter sails than we be hopin'! Avast, me hearties! <i>Medscape News UK</i> be spillin' the beans!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the wee lasses and lads born in the grand year of 2023! It be reckon'd that the fair maidens shall sail the seas of life for near 90 years, whilst the scallywags of the gentler sex be kickin’ about for 'round 87 years. Aye, ye heard it right, but hold yer horses, for the latest scrolls from the ONS be tellin’ a tale less rosy than we be hopin’ for!