Arrr, the scallywags of drug and device making be payin' the docs a hefty ransom of $12 billion over ten years!
2024-04-02
Arrr, me hearties! It be said that the loot from the industry scallywags be unaffected by the public reckonings in the Open Payments dossier. Aye, the Medscape Medical News be tellin' tales of the same ol' same ol'. Set sail for more pillaging, me mateys!
Arrr mateys, it be said that the industry payments be stayin' the same despite the fancy public reportin' in the Open Payments database. Aye, the Medscape Medical News be tellin' us that the scallywags be still receivin' their pieces of eight from the big companies.But hoist the Jolly Roger, me hearties! 'Tis a right laugh that even with all the blabber about transparency, the loot be flowin' as usual. The landlubbers may be thinkin' they be keepin' a close watch on the treasure, but the pirates be findin' ways to keep the doubloons comin' in.
So let the rum flow and the barrels be full, for the industry payments be standin' strong in the face of scrutiny. The scurvy dogs may try to clean up their act, but the old ways of the high seas be hard to change.
Arrr, me hearties, raise a toast to the unchanging ways of the industry payments, and let the good times roll like waves on the ocean. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!