Arrr! The FDA panel be raisin' an eyebrow o'er two hasty lymphoma approvals. Shiver me timbers!
2023-11-17
Arr, me hearties! The scallywags on the advisory committee reckon we be troubled a-plenty by the blasted long wait for them confirmatory studies to begin! Shiver me timbers, it be a matter of grave concern, it be! Savvy?
"Arr mateys! Gather 'round, ye scurvy dogs, for I bring ye tidings from the landlubbers' world. 'Tis a tale of long waits and doubloons wasted, be it true or not, but spoken in the language of a 17th-century pirate, for a touch of humor to lighten the sails.The tale begins with a group of wise old seadogs, who call themselves the advisory committee. They be havin' grave concerns, me hearties, 'bout the never-ending wait for confirmatory studies. Aye, they be thinkin' it's takin' far too long, and it be scarin' 'em like a ghost ship on a moonless night.
They be sayin' that these studies, me fellow pirates, be needed to confirm the truth of somethin', but they be dragged out like a ship stuck in the doldrums. The advisory committee be shoutin', 'Shiver me timbers! We be needin' answers, and we be needin' 'em fast!'
But, alas, the confirmatory studies be still lost at sea, with no sight of land on the horizon. The committee be fretting like a sailor without rum, for the longer they wait, the more doubloons be wasted. 'Tis a sad tale indeed, me hearties.
So, me lads and lasses, let this tale serve as a reminder to keep things sailin' smoothly. When delays be plaguin' ye like barnacles on a ship's hull, ye must take action! Swab the decks, raise the anchor, and get them confirmatory studies underway, says the advisory committee.
And so, me mateys, the moral of this tale be clear as a starry night at sea: don't keep a pirate waitin' for too long, lest ye be met with a fury fiercer than Davy Jones himself. Now, raise a tankard of grog and toast to swift confirmatory studies, for the sake of all pirates and landlubbers alike! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!"