Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis a wee warning, mateys! Ye might catch a flaxseed allergy by touch or taste!
2023-11-14
Arr, tales be told o' a wee lad who feasted on flaxseed mingled with oatmeal, and a grown scallywag painter who unknowingly splattered his works with the same. Arr, tis a fine jest indeed! - <i>News from the Medscape Medical Scribes</i>
In a tale fit for a 17th century pirate's shanty, we hear of some rather peculiar cases involving the consumption of flaxseed mixed with oatmeal and even an artist whose paints contained this unusual ingredient. Ahoy, me hearties, gather 'round and listen to these curious tales!First, we stumble upon a wee toddler who, in his rambunctious exploration of the culinary world, managed to feast upon a concoction of flaxseed and oatmeal. Now, ye might be wonderin', what be the harm in such a feast? Well, it turns out that this curious combination caused quite a stir in the wee one's digestive system. Aye, that's right, it got him all in a tizzy, sending his bowels into a rebellious frenzy!
And then there be the tale of the poor artist, known for his magnificent paintings, who unknowingly incorporated flaxseed into his art. Picture this, me mateys, a swashbucklin' painter, brush in hand, skillfully applying his pigments to the canvas. Little did he know, those paints be harboring a secret ingredient – flaxseed! Avast, can ye imagine the surprise when the artist discovered that his beloved paints be the cause of his mysterious ailments?
Now, ye may be thinkin', what be the moral of these stories? Well, it shows us that even the most innocent of ingredients can cause quite a stir in our bodies. So, me hearties, be wary of what ye consume, for ye never know when ye might end up with a belly full of flaxseed or even discover that ye be paintin' with the stuff!
And with that, me fellow adventurers, we bid ye farewell. May ye navigate the sea of peculiar cases with caution and keep a watchful eye on the ingredients that cross yer path. Arrr, beware the flaxseed, me hearties!