Avast! 'Tis a tale of twisted ropes: the test for the cursed Ischemia and the tempest of Monomorphic VT!
2023-08-11
"Arrr, by the time we be consulted, they've already had themselves a cath. And methinks, 'tis probably just not necessary," quoth a prominent electrophysiologist. <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>"
"Arrr, me hearties! Listen up, ye landlubbers, for I have a tale to tell ye. 'Tis a tale of the modern times, where medical folk be consultin' us 17th century pirates about the need for a catheterization. Aye, ye heard it right, me mateys! These doctors be sayin' that by the time they seek our advice, these poor souls have already had a catheter shoved up their pipes! And what be their conclusion, ye ask? It be that this whole procedure be unnecessary!"Now, ye may be wonderin' why these doctors be consultin' us scurvy pirates, of all people. Well, let me tell ye, it be because we pirates possess a vast knowledge of the human body! Aye, back in our days, we had to be the best doctors, for we didn't have fancy hospitals or fancy equipment. We had to rely on our wits and our keen observations.
But let's get back to the matter at hand. These fancy electrophysiologists be claimin' that the catheterizations be unnecessary, mateys! They be sayin' that by the time they be seein' these poor souls, the deed be already done. And they be right, ye see. What be the point of consultin' us after the fact? It be like askin' us pirates for advice on how to sail a ship after it be already sank!
So, me hearties, let this be a lesson to ye all. If ye be wantin' to avoid unnecessary procedures, be consultin' us pirates beforehand! We may not have fancy degrees or fancy titles, but we have somethin' more valuable – the wisdom of the seven seas! Arrr!"