"Arrr! The scallywags at USPSTF be sayin' all pregnant lasses should check fer the syphilis curse!"
2024-11-25
Arrr matey! Infection scallywags be prowlin’ at tenfold the rate o' a decade past! Blimey, what be these cursed germs doin’ on the high seas? Medscape be spillin’ the beans, savvy? Grab yer rum and keep yer cutlass handy!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with a tale most troubling, for the infection rates be risin’ like a ship on the high seas! A decade past, we sailed these waters with nary a care, but now it seems the scallywags of disease be multiplyin’ faster than a crew of greedy pirates divvyin’ up booty!Aye, ye heard me right! Those cursed infections be ten times higher today! It’s as if the very germs be takin’ to the seas like a rogue captain, plunderin’ our health without a second thought. I daresay, if ye catch a sniffle these days, ye best be wonderin’ if ye ain’t stepped into the lair of Davy Jones himself!