The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! Judge be sayin’ bring back the health scrolls o’ the CDC, lest we be sailin’ blind, matey!"

2025-02-11

Arrr, matey! The judge be sayin' websites be back afloat for now, whilst the landlubbers be ponderin' over their fancy words 'bout gender and such! Aye, the seas of Medscape be buzzin' with news, like a ship full o' rum!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, fer I be havin' news from the treacherous seas of the digital world! A wise judge, with the wit of a cunning sea serpent, be lettin' the websites sail smooth once more, while the landlubbers in charge be takin' their sweet time decidin' on the matter of gender language and content. Aye, it seems the bureaucrats be caught in a whirlpool o' confusion, ponderin' how to speak to all the hearty souls in this vast ocean o' the internet!

Now, ye might be wonderin', what be the fuss 'bout gender and such? Well, it be like choosin' between rum or grog! Some be preferin' one flavor o'er the other, and this judge, with a compass in hand, be tryin’ to steer the ship back on course! While those in charge be scratchin' their heads like a barnacle on a hull, the websites be raisin' their sails, ready to hoist the flag of freedom once again!

So hoist yer tankards, ye merry crew, for the tides o' justice be favorin' the sailors of the internet! Let us hope the landlubbers figure it out before we run out of rum! Har har har!

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