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Ye scallywags! A jaw contraption like a pirate CPAP be the key to lowering yer blood pressure! Aye aye, matey!

2024-04-07

Arrr matey! A fancy jaw-advancing contraption be just as good as the ol' CPAP for lowerin' blood pressure in scallywags with hypertension and sleep apnea, says the CRESCENT trial. Avast ye, the Medscape Medical News be tellin' tales of this swashbucklin' study! Aye aye, captain!

Arrr, mateys! Listen up to this fine news I bring ye from the land lubbers at Medscape Medical News. They be tellin' us that a mandibular advancement device be just as good as the standard CPAP for helpin' patients with hypertension and sleep apnea. Aye, that be right! No need to be stickin' a hose up yer nose every night when ye can wear a fancy device in yer mouth instead.
So, me hearties, if ye be sufferin' from the snorin' and the high blood pressure, ye might want to consider tryin' out this here device. It be workin' just as well as the CPAP, says the CRESCENT trial. And who wouldn't want to be lookin' like a swashbucklin' pirate with a contraption in their mouth instead of wearin' a mask?
So there ye have it, me buckos. The latest and greatest in medical technology be showin' us that there be more than one way to keep the sleep apnea and the hypertension at bay. Ye can choose the CPAP or ye can go for the mandibular advancement device. Either way, ye be sleepin' soundly and keepin' yer blood pressure in check. Fair winds and followin' seas, me hearties!

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