"Arrr, lassies be blind to ASM perils! Aye, more teachin' be needed 'fore they walk the plank o' ignorance!"
2024-12-11
Arrr, matey! Many lasses strugglin’ with the shakes be as clueless as a landlubber in a storm about them nasty ASM risks, like makin' wee ones go boom and birth control go poof! Avast, heed the word from the ol' Medscape, lest ye find yerself in a bind!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the lasses who be battlin' the stormy seas of epilepsy. It seems many of 'em be sailin’ blind, unaware of the treacherous waters ahead when it comes to them Anti-Seizure Medications, or ASMs, as the landlubbers call 'em! Aye, these potions can pack a punch, but beware, for they be havin’ teratogenic effects that could be more frightful than a kraken in a bathtub!Now, ye see, when these fine wenches be settin’ their sails for family planning, they might think their hormonal birth control be as reliable as a sturdy ship. But alas! The efficacy be lower than a sea cucumber's belly! Imagine a ship with a hole in the hull; no wonder the poor lasses find themselves in a right pickle!
So, I say to ye, let’s raise the Jolly Roger for ye who be seekin’ knowledge! Spread the word, lest any more fair maidens be caught in the crossfire of ignorance. Let the seas of information flow freely, and may all women aboard this ship of life navigate safely through the storm of epilepsy! Arrr!