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Arrr mateys, California be plunderin' to find more scallywags to perform the dark deed of abortion care!

2024-03-05

Arr matey, word be spreadin' that the physician assistants can now be actin' like a pirate captain and terminatin' pregnancies on their own in the first trimester! Avast ye, it be a new law on the high seas of healthcare! Arrr!

Arrr me hearties, have ye heard the news? There be a new law on the high seas that be allowin' physician assistants to be endin' pregnancies in the first trimester all on their own, without the watchful eye of a physician. Aye, it be true, as reported by the fine scallywags at KFF Health News.
Now, me mateys may be wonderin', 'What be the reasonin' behind such a bold decree?' Well, it be said that this new law be givin' more freedom to the physician assistants, allowin' them to use their skills and knowledge to help those in need without bein' tied down by the rules of a physician.
But beware, me hearties, for this new law be stirrin' up quite the storm among the landlubbers. Some may be seein' it as a threat to the safety of the women seekin' such services, while others be hailin' it as a step forward in the world of healthcare.
So there ye have it, me shipmates. The tides of change be rollin' in, and the physician assistants be takin' on more responsibility in the realm of terminatin' pregnancies. Only time will tell if this be a blessin' or a cursed storm on the horizon.

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