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Arr matey, AAP be changin' their tune on feedin' wee ones from infected buxom lasses!

2024-05-20

Avast ye scallywags! The mateys be sayin' that parents with the pox o' the sea who ain't takin' their medicine or keepin' the plague at bay should think twice 'bout feedin' the wee ones from the milky teat. Aye, tis the word from the MDedge News. Arrr!

Ahoy there, me hearties! Listen up, ye scallywags! The word from the wise ones be that parents with the pox known as HIV should steer clear of nursing their wee ones if they ain't takin' the proper medicines or if their viral levels ain't under control. Arrr, it be a dangerous game to be playin' with the lives of yer offspring, so heed this warning!

The group o' learned landlubbers known as MDedge News be spreadin' this message far and wide, makin' sure that all ye seafarin' folk know the risks involved. Aye, 'tis a serious matter, but we can't help but chuckle at the thought of scurvy dogs tryin' to feed their young'uns with tainted milk!

So, me hearties, take heed and listen well. If ye be carryin' the curse of HIV, be sure to keep it in check and steer clear of feedin' yer babes with the milk of sorrow. 'Tis a small sacrifice to make for the safety of yer little ones, don't ye think? Fair winds and calm seas to ye all!

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