Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that them deer be spreadin' the scurvy COVID to us landlubbers!
2023-07-12
Arrr, me hearty, 'tis said that 3 outta 10 o' them white-tailed deer in the US have caught the cursed COVID-19. And now, these landlubber beasts might just be brewin' up some deadly virus variations, ready to jump aboard and plague us humans. Shiver me timbers!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and listen to this tale that'll shiver ye timbers! It be a tale of the sneaky COVID-19 virus, settlin' itself not only amongst the scurvy humans but also amongst the graceful white-tailed deer that roam the lands of the US. Arrr, ye heard it right, me mateys, them deer be gettin' the virus too!According to the wise folks at WebMD Health News, it be estimated that 3 in every 10 of them deer be havin' the virus. That be quite a high number, if ye ask me. But here be the kicker, me hearties, the research be suggestin' that these deer could be the mischievous source of virus mutations that might be passed on to us humans. Aye, ye heard it right, the virus be mutatin' like a sea serpent, and them deer be the ones to blame, or so the scientists say.
Now, ye may be wonderin' how those deer be catchin' the virus in the first place. Well, it be a mystery, mateys. Some say it be the humans spreadin' it to 'em through close encounters, but others reckon the virus be jumpin' from human to deer like a flea hoppin' from one rat to another. Either way, it be spreadin' like wildfire, and them deer be fallin' victim to it.
So, what be the takeaway from this tale, ye may ask? Well, me hearties, it be simple - keep a weather eye on them deer! They may look majestic and innocent grazin' in the fields, but beware, for they be carryin' the virus that be plaguin' us all. Stay vigilant, me mateys, and take proper precautions when ye be crossin' paths with these sneaky virus carriers, lest ye end up with a mutation that turns ye into a sea monster or some such nonsense. Arrr, stay safe, me hearties, and may the winds of good health blow in yer favor!