"Arrr, ye be livin' longer with that slippery boob ailment, aye! Mucinous treasure be the ticket to the high seas!"
2024-08-12
Avast ye! A band of landlubber researchers be comparin' the fates of over 20,000 lasses stricken by three types o’ bosom blight! Aye, they be casting their nets wide in the name of science, while we be searchin' for treasure on the high seas! Arrr!
Arrr matey! Gather ‘round ye scallywags as I regale ye with a tale from the landlubber scholars who be studyin' the dread disease known as breast cancer! Aye, they took a grand crew of over 20,000 lasses, each stricken with one o' three vile forms of this scurvy ailment.