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The best course to sail after the scurvy operation o' the neck, matey. Arrr!

2024-01-03

Avast ye mateys! Instead o' usin' a scurvy one-size-fits-all method, keepin' a weather eye out fer cancer comin' back after savin' yer fertility from the clutches o' cervical cancer surgery can be custom-made based on testin' fer HPV and cytology. Yo ho ho!

In the language of a 17th century pirate, arr, me hearties, listen up! Instead of usin' a one-size-fits-all approach, ye scallywags, the clever doctors be suggestin' a new way to monitor for cancer recurrence after fertility-sparin' cervical cancer surgery. Arr, they be tailorin' it based on HPV testin' and cytology. Aye, that be some fancy scientific stuff, mateys!

Now, ye may be wonderin' what this means for ye, me fellow pirates. Well, it means that the doctors be takin' into account the results of tests for the human papillomavirus (HPV) and cytology, which be the study of cells. They be usin' these results to decide how often ye need to be checked for cancer comin' back after ye have had surgery to save yer fertility.

Arr, this be good news for all ye lasses out there who be wantin' to have a wee one someday. Ye see, cervical cancer surgery can sometimes affect yer ability to have babies. But now, ye can rest easy knowin' that the doctors be keepin' a close eye on ye to make sure the cancer don't be causin' ye any trouble again.

So, me hearties, next time ye be visitin' yer trusty doctor, be sure to ask 'im about this tailor-made approach to monitorin' for cancer recurrence. And remember, bein' a pirate may be all about adventure, but when it comes to yer health, it be best to be on the safe side, savvy?

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