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Avast ye mateys! FDA be broadening the label for CVRx Barostim System in Heart Failure. Yo-ho-ho!

2023-12-27

Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Avast! The Barostim neuromodulation system be now fit fer them hearties sailin' in NYHA class III or class II HF, despite them fancy medical therapies. But mind ye, mateys, yer LVEF must be ≤ 35% an' NT-proBNP be low. Yo ho ho! Medscape Medical News be tellin' the tale!

Arrr, mateys! Ye be hearin' the news about the Barostim neuromodulation system, aye? Well, it be a mighty treatment for them heart failures, me hearties! But hold yer horses, for this ain't just any treatment. It be indicated for them scallywags with NYHA class III or class II heart failure, despite all them fancy guideline-directed medical therapies.
Now, listen up, ye landlubbers! This here Barostim be a treasure fer them hearties with a left ventricular ejection fraction (LVEF) of 35% or less, and a NT-proBNP level that be lower than a doubloons buried deep in the sea. It be a special device that be implanted in yer body, helpin' to regulate the nerves and keep yer heart pumpin' like a true pirate's cannon!
But don't ye be thinkin' that this be some sort of magic, me hearties. No, no, it be a scientific marvel, developed by those smart folks who write for Medscape Medical News. They be watchin' over all them studies and research like a parrot on me shoulder, makin' sure this Barostim be a true treasure for those sufferin' from heart failure.
So, if ye be walkin' the plank of heart failure, and all them regular therapies be failin' ye, don't despair! The Barostim neuromodulation system be sailin' into port with its flag flyin' high. Ye can count on it to help ye regain control of yer heart and live a life as lively as a pirate on the high seas.
Ahoy, me hearties! It be a time of hope and laughter for them heart failure patients, thanks to this Barostim gadget. So, raise yer glasses filled with rum, and toast to a better life, free from the clutches of heart failure. Yo ho ho, and a bottle of Barostim for all ye brave souls!

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