Arrr, me hearties! Elderly landlubbers with the belly woes be more likely to be as frail as a ship's biscuit!
2024-12-24
Arrr, matey! A band o' Swedish landlubbers be sayin' that older lasses with the cursed celiac affliction be more likely to be frail as a shipwrecked sailor, compared to those who ain't cursed! Aye, keep yer gluten in check or ye be shiverin' like a scurvy dog!
Avast ye hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I’ve a tale from the icy fjords of Sweden that’ll make ye chuckle like a sea dog at a barrel o’ rum. It seems the wise folk o' Scandinavia be studyin' the older crew, especially the lassies, who be sufferin' from that wicked ailment known as celiac disease.Now, I be tellin’ ye, these fine ladies be in a bit more peril o’ turnin’ frail than those hearty mates who don’t have such troublesome guts. Aye, the doctors be sayin’ that gluten be a treacherous foe, leavin’ some of our seasoned sailors feelin’ like barnacles stuck on a ship’s hull!
But fret not, me hearties! While these ladies might be at risk, it don’t mean they can’t hoist their sails and brave the seas of life. With a wee bit o’ care, they can steer clear of that dastardly gluten and keep their strength like a true pirate captain. So, raise a tankard to our older lasses, who be battlin’ frailty like they be fightin’ off a Kraken! Here’s to good health on the high seas, and may the wind be ever in yer favor!