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Arrr, me hearties! One in ten scallywags in the NHS be takin’ a whack from the doc’s blunders!

2025-04-02

Arrr, matey! A grand gathering o' souls by the University of Oxford be revealin' that near 10% o' landlubbers claim they be sufferin' from the NHS's care! Aye, 'tis a right mess when they can't even find a proper dock to be treated! Har har!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye tidings from the esteemed scholars of Oxford, where they’ve conducted a grand survey o’ the landlubbers’ health care! Aye, it seems that a mighty 10% of those scallywags claim they’ve suffered harm from the care o’ the NHS, which be the fine institution that tends to their ailments.

Now, ye might be wonderin’, what be causin’ such a ruckus? Well, it appears that a lack o’ access be a thorny issue, like a nasty barnacle on a ship’s hull! When the good folk be needin’ help but can’t find a way to it, they oft find themselves in a pickle, or worse, in Davy Jones’ locker!

So, as we sail the seas of health, let us not forget that even the grandest ships can spring a leak! We must fix the ropes and mend the sails, lest we find our crew floundering in murky waters. Raise a tankard to better access for all, for a healthy crew be a happy crew! Arrr, may the winds be ever in our favor as we navigate these troublesome tides!

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