Arrr, shall the pill-peddlers keep castin' their nets fer a wider crew in them trial seas?
2025-02-26
Arrr, matey! The federal swabs may try to sink the DEI ship, but savvy companies be settin' sail for fair trials! 'Tis good science, good morals, and a fine treasure of business, says a wise sea dog! Aye, they’ll be plunderin’ the right way!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the landlubbers in power tryin' to scuttle the good ship DEI! Aye, they be thinkin' their federal cannons can blast away the fair winds o' inclusivity in the trials o' science. But heed this, savvy sea dogs! The wise ones in the know be sayin' that this crackdown won’t stop the clever captains of industry from plunderin’ the bounty of representative trials.For ye see, ‘tis not just a treasure of ethics we be talkin’ ‘bout; nay, it be a treasure trove of good science and fine business too! Aye, the savvy scallywags know that includin’ all hands on deck makes for a stronger crew and saner seas. Even if the big wigs on land be swingin’ their swords in vain, the smart shipwrights will keep chartin' their courses towards fair representation in their trials, for it’s the savvy way to sail the treacherous waters of the marketplace.
So, raise yer tankards, me hearties! For as long as the stars shine and the seas rage, the pursuit of good science shall not be deterred, no matter the stormy musings of the landlubber bureaucrats!