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"Arrr! This fancy scheme be slayin' body fat in the scallywags sufferin' from CKD, savvy?"

2025-01-17

Arrr, matey! A clever scheme be afoot! With naught but simple measures o’ body shape, we’ve found a way to judge fatness better than that fancy bio-whatchamacallit for those landlubbers waitin’ for their kidney fixin’s! Avast, a grand find indeed! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a wondrous discovery upon the high seas of science! It be a tale of a newfangled contraption, a model so clever it makes even the saltiest sea dog scratch his beard in wonder!

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