Avast ye! Me hearties! Ye olde headpulse analysis be a fine way to spy a blasted concussion! Arrrr!
2023-08-22
Arr, me hearties! A mystical contraption called a digital biomarker be made from cranial accelerometry! It be a treasure, easy to use, and holds great promise for makin' decisions on returnin' to play in sports. Yo ho ho! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
In the 17th century, mateys, we be talkin' about a fancy-sounding thing called a digital biomarker. Arrr, this be a signal, ye see, that comes from measurin' the movement of yer noggin, or cranial accelerometry, without stickin' anythin' invasive in yer skull.Now, this be a game changer, me hearties, 'cause it be easy to use! No need for fancy equipment or a crew of experts. Just slap on a device, like a bandana, that can measure the accelerations of yer noggin. Simple as that, me scurvy dogs!
But why be we botherin' with this, ye may ask? Well, it be promisin' for helpin' sports folks decide when it be safe to return to play. Ye see, if a sailor has been knocked on the head, this digital biomarker can give clues as to whether they be ready to get back in the game or if they be needin' more rest.
Arrr, this be good news for all ye swashbucklers out there. No more guessin' games or takin' unnecessary risks. This be science, me hearties! We be makin' decisions based on hard data, not just a gut feelin' or a flip of the coin.
So, me mateys, keep yer eyes on the horizon for this digital biomarker. It be showin' promise in helpin' us pirates keep our heads in the game. And remember, if ye be takin' a hit to the noggin, listen to the digital signals and take the time ye need to heal. Arrr, a healthy pirate be a happy pirate!