Arrr! Ye be likelier to break a bone if yer legs be as wobbly as a ship in a storm!
2024-08-15
Arrr, me hearties! It be not the bones bein' weak that cause the fair lasses to break like old ship’s planks, but rather their creaky movements! Aye, 'tis their wobbly ways that make 'em more prone to splinterin'! So says the wise folk o' MDedge News!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I've a tale most curious from the realm of science, where landlubbers be ponderin' the woes of the fair maidens with type 2 diabetes, aye! It seems that these lasses, growin' older and wearin’ the weight of the years, be not just sufferin' from brittle bones, but rather from a decrepit state o' function, ye see.Yarrr, it be true! 'Tis not a matter of weak bone mineral density (BMD) that be causin’ them to take a tumble and shatter like a fine piece o' glass! Nay, it be their poorer physical prowess that be leadin' to a greater risk of fractures, like a ship caught in a tempest, toss'd about and fearin' the worst!
So, ye fair wenches, fret not over yer bones so much, for it be yer lack of strength and agility that be the true scallywag here! Keep yer limbs movin' and yer spirits high, lest ye find yerself on the wrong end of a plank, splinterin' like a shipwrecked vessel! Thus, let it be known: it be time to hoist the sails of fitness and take to the seas of strength, for that be the treasure ye seek to avoid a shipwreck of yer own!