The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Me hearties, reckon five outta a hundred scallywags in the healing trade be landlubbers not from these shores!

2025-04-07

Arrr, matey! The home care crew be shiverin' in their boots, for Trump be sendin' 'em scallywags packin'! Aye, we be facin' a right shortage of landlubbers to care for the sick. Medscape be spillin' the beans on this jolly mess! Yarrr!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a tale o’ woe from the realms of home healthcare, where the salty sea of worker shortages be churnin’ like a tempest! With the winds o’ change blowin’ fierce from the office of that landlubber Trump, ye see, his deportation shenanigans be makin’ it hard fer fine folk to keep a-watch on the sickly and weak. Aye, it seems the crew be dwindlin' faster than a ship's rum rations on a Friday night!

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