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"Avast! Tame the stormy seas o' postpartum high blood with yer trusty spyglass o' remote watchin', matey!"

2024-08-29

Arrr, matey! Those scallywags joinin' the far-off blood pressure scheme found themselves back in the ship's hold less often and poppin' them pills like treasure! Aye, the sea be kinder to them with their meds! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spoutin' the truth!

Avast ye hearties! Gather 'round me mateys, for I be tellin' ye a tale from the high seas of health! In a grand adventure of a remote hypertension management program, brave participants be sailin' the turbulent waters of their blood pressure, and lo, what do we find? Fewer scallywags bein' sent back to the dreaded brig of the hospital!

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