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"Arrr! Three potions fer the scurvy cancer beast be green-lighted in Europe, matey! Aye, let the healing commence!"

2025-01-31

Arrr, matey! The European Medicines Agency be givin' a hearty nod to three fine potions to battle those pesky breast and cervical scallywags, and to fend off the ill effects of chemo's cursed grip! Avast, let the healing commence! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be the word on the sea!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas of medicine! The European Medicines Agency, that esteemed crew of healers and potion makers, be givin' the ol' thumbs-up to three shiny new elixirs to battle the treacherous foes of breast and cervical cancers, as well as the nasty effects of chemotherapy-induced neutropenia! Aye, no more shiverin' timbers when the sickness be afoot!

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